TERRORIST GROUPS OPERATING IN CHURCHES? In a sense, I guess that’s true. There have been several sites on the internet that present that assertion (tongue in cheek). It’s both humorous and striking. Allow me to share the following.

“Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.”

Let me add some others to this report: Bin lovin, Bin serving, and Bin sharin. Put together, these groups and characteristic form a formidable force for God and good. Are you a member of one or all of these cells? I hope so, because if you are, together we can defeat Lucifer Bin Workin and live out the statement made by Jesus: “I will build my church and the gates of hell will not prevail against it.”