VALENTINE’S DAY IS ONLY FEW DAYS AWAY. With that in mind I thought perhaps some trivia was in order on the subject of romance. Being a male, and therefore in need of some assistance on this subject, I offer the following to all my fellows.
The average woman kisses 84 different men before marrying and settling down to one. The average male kisses 119 girls before marriage. When a man and woman kiss, their blood pressure usually increases from 120 to 180 and heartbeats go up to about 150 beats per minute. A kiss can generate as much as 500 volts of electricity.
It has been said that a kiss is something a child gets for nothing, the lover steals, and the old man buys.
A prominent scientist says that every time a man kisses a woman, he takes 180 seconds off of his life span---but what a way to go!
Scientific tests show that a woman doesn’t derive peak satisfaction from a kiss until she is 28 years old! You mean to tell me that all those kisses that I gave to my wife for the first 12 years of our relationship had little effect? Well, all I can say is that she didn’t act like she was unfulfilled!
A research scientist reported that there are enough germs in the average kiss to kill a rabbit. So who wants to kiss a rabbit anyway?
In Maryland, there is a law ruling that no kiss can last longer than two seconds. And in Sterling, Colorado, it is against the law for a man to kiss a woman unless her eyes are shut. Hey, there’s a lot more freedom in this realm in good old Michigan!
On the more serious side, I really like the quote by Saint Augustine: “You called, you cried, you shattered my deafness; you sparkled, you blazed, you drove away my blindness; you shed your fragrance and I drew my breath and I pant for you.” Go ahead guys, borrow it. It will make a great impression---even better than flowers or a card or candy. Trust me, she'll love it!
The average woman kisses 84 different men before marrying and settling down to one. The average male kisses 119 girls before marriage. When a man and woman kiss, their blood pressure usually increases from 120 to 180 and heartbeats go up to about 150 beats per minute. A kiss can generate as much as 500 volts of electricity.
It has been said that a kiss is something a child gets for nothing, the lover steals, and the old man buys.
A prominent scientist says that every time a man kisses a woman, he takes 180 seconds off of his life span---but what a way to go!
Scientific tests show that a woman doesn’t derive peak satisfaction from a kiss until she is 28 years old! You mean to tell me that all those kisses that I gave to my wife for the first 12 years of our relationship had little effect? Well, all I can say is that she didn’t act like she was unfulfilled!
A research scientist reported that there are enough germs in the average kiss to kill a rabbit. So who wants to kiss a rabbit anyway?
In Maryland, there is a law ruling that no kiss can last longer than two seconds. And in Sterling, Colorado, it is against the law for a man to kiss a woman unless her eyes are shut. Hey, there’s a lot more freedom in this realm in good old Michigan!
On the more serious side, I really like the quote by Saint Augustine: “You called, you cried, you shattered my deafness; you sparkled, you blazed, you drove away my blindness; you shed your fragrance and I drew my breath and I pant for you.” Go ahead guys, borrow it. It will make a great impression---even better than flowers or a card or candy. Trust me, she'll love it!
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